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Name Your AI Harness

Name Your AI Harness

By the time you're asking whether your internal AI infrastructure deserves a name, you already have the answer. The question isn't naming — it's recognizing that you've crossed a threshold.

Miso Horny

Miso Horny

White miso is the MSG of fermented pastes — it makes everything taste more like itself. Here's why it's in everything I'm cooking right now.

The Drill Bit Taped to the Box

The Drill Bit Taped to the Box

A handmade record cabinet ships from Colorado on a freight pallet, with a drill bit taped to the side for unpacking. This is not how software ships — and that's the point.