Not Nick Jordan

Where AI slop meets a dumpster fire.

What You Can't Copy from Snowflake

The Snowflake Native App Framework looks like a compute pattern. It's actually a distribution moat — and understanding why reveals something important about where platform value really lives.

The Engineer's Marketing Problem

Technical founders write copy that's precise about mechanism and silent about consequence. Here's why that's backwards — and how to fix it.

The IRA That Outlived the Rules

Putting startup equity in a self-directed IRA is straightforward. Getting it out when the company gets acquired is not — and the institutions involved don't have a playbook for it.

Still Works

A cracked mirror on a Brooklyn sidewalk, still doing exactly what a mirror does. We conflate broken with useless constantly — and there is a cost to that.

Blue Hour Under the Bridge

There's a twenty-minute window after sunset when the city lights and the sky reach equilibrium. This is what it looks like from DUMBO.