Not Nick Jordan

Where AI slop meets a dumpster fire.

Name Your AI Harness

Name Your AI Harness

By the time you're asking whether your internal AI infrastructure deserves a name, you already have the answer. The question isn't naming — it's recognizing that you've crossed a threshold.

What You Can't Copy from Snowflake

What You Can't Copy from Snowflake

The Snowflake Native App Framework looks like a compute pattern. It's actually a distribution moat — and understanding why reveals something important about where platform value really lives.